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Free Jeff Dunham - Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event.
Free Jeff Dunham - Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event.
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Free Rob Lowe - I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties.
Free Rob Lowe - I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties.
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Free Blake Anderson - I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo.
Free Blake Anderson - I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo.
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Free Cathy Guisewite - I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.
Free Cathy Guisewite - I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.
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Free Cody Horn - And I was very shy as a kid; if you sang me 'Happy Birthday,' I would cry. Quite shy. So the idea of being an actor, much less a model, was just out of this world.
Free Cody Horn - And I was very shy as a kid; if you sang me 'Happy Birthday,' I would cry. Quite shy. So the idea of being an actor, much less a model, was just out of this world.
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Free  Anne Lamott - Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter.
Free Anne Lamott - Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter.
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Free Gene Tierney - I had been offered a Hollywood contract before my 18th birthday. It gave me the spark I needed.
Free Gene Tierney - I had been offered a Hollywood contract before my 18th birthday. It gave me the spark I needed.
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Free Isla Fisher - I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
Free Isla Fisher - I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
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Free Matthew Sweet - The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him.
Free Matthew Sweet - The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him.
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Free Bobby Sherman - One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday.
Free Bobby Sherman - One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday.
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Free John L. Phillips - There weren't any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday.
Free John L. Phillips - There weren't any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday.
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Free Walter Lord - Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.
Free Walter Lord - Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.
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Free Lawrence Tierney - Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.
Free Lawrence Tierney - Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.
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Free John Lydon - Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.
Free John Lydon - Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.
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Free Sonu Sood - I am very shy by nature and I won't even have told people about my birthday, had I not been an actor.
Free Sonu Sood - I am very shy by nature and I won't even have told people about my birthday, had I not been an actor.
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Free Anthony Fantano - Cryptic messages and abstract statements are littered throughout the music of Happy Birthday, but it hasn't made the band's sun-baked pop-rock any less infectious.
Free Anthony Fantano - Cryptic messages and abstract statements are littered throughout the music of Happy Birthday, but it hasn't made the band's sun-baked pop-rock any less infectious.
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Free Anthony Fantano - On its self-titled debut, Happy Birthday flirts with several flavors of love, and 'Girls FM' is where taste gets confusing.
Free Anthony Fantano - On its self-titled debut, Happy Birthday flirts with several flavors of love, and 'Girls FM' is where taste gets confusing.
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Free Kimberly Schlapman - I like to do special things for people. Any time someone has a birthday, I make them a really special cake that they all seem to love - it's a Coca-Cola cake.
Free Kimberly Schlapman - I like to do special things for people. Any time someone has a birthday, I make them a really special cake that they all seem to love - it's a Coca-Cola cake.
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Free Ryan O'Neal - I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that I was having for my ex-wife, Leigh Taylor-Young.
Free Ryan O'Neal - I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that I was having for my ex-wife, Leigh Taylor-Young.
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Free Sheridan Smith - I have angel wings and a halo on my wrist, which I got done on my 30th birthday in memory of my brother.
Free Sheridan Smith - I have angel wings and a halo on my wrist, which I got done on my 30th birthday in memory of my brother.
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Free Diane von Furstenberg - I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children.
Free Diane von Furstenberg - I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children.
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Free Logic - I grew up on Section 8 housing, food stamps, welfare, and dealing with social services. I never had a Christmas. I never had a birthday.
Free Logic - I grew up on Section 8 housing, food stamps, welfare, and dealing with social services. I never had a Christmas. I never had a birthday.
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Free Barun Sobti - My wife and I love to travel, so if we don't have work on either her or my birthday, we definitely travel.
Free Barun Sobti - My wife and I love to travel, so if we don't have work on either her or my birthday, we definitely travel.
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Free Kelly Clarkson - I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went.
Free Kelly Clarkson - I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went.
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Free Rekha - I actually visit the temple every day but I genuinely don't understand the importance that people give to their birthdays or any special day, be it a festival or a birthday.
Free Rekha - I actually visit the temple every day but I genuinely don't understand the importance that people give to their birthdays or any special day, be it a festival or a birthday.
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Free Lucius Annaeus Seneca - The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
Free Lucius Annaeus Seneca - The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
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Free Tulsi Kumar - Working on good music is what brings happiness to my heart and I cannot think of a better way to spend my birthday.
Free Tulsi Kumar - Working on good music is what brings happiness to my heart and I cannot think of a better way to spend my birthday.
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Free Trea Turner - My mom's always asking me for hits and stolen bases and home runs and different things on Mother's Day and her birthday.
Free Trea Turner - My mom's always asking me for hits and stolen bases and home runs and different things on Mother's Day and her birthday.
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Free Faith Salie - Did you know you're supposed to soap and scrub for as long as it takes to sing 'Happy Birthday' twice?
Free Faith Salie - Did you know you're supposed to soap and scrub for as long as it takes to sing 'Happy Birthday' twice?
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Free Brendan Rodgers - It turns out I share a birthday with Jose Mourinho. He is exactly 10 years older than me.
Free Brendan Rodgers - It turns out I share a birthday with Jose Mourinho. He is exactly 10 years older than me.
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Free Mary Antin - On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag, or the owner would be dragged to a police station and be fined twenty-five rubles.
Free Mary Antin - On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag, or the owner would be dragged to a police station and be fined twenty-five rubles.
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Free Tullian Tchividjian - I got my first tennis racket on my seventh birthday. And because we had a tennis court in our backyard, I played every day. By ten I was playing competitively.
Free Tullian Tchividjian - I got my first tennis racket on my seventh birthday. And because we had a tennis court in our backyard, I played every day. By ten I was playing competitively.
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Free Marianne Williamson - One of the shocks of a 50th birthday is realizing the fundamental fact that your youth is irrevocably over.
Free Marianne Williamson - One of the shocks of a 50th birthday is realizing the fundamental fact that your youth is irrevocably over.
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Free Liza Soberano - I'm not really big on gifts. I like giving back on my birthday.
Free Liza Soberano - I'm not really big on gifts. I like giving back on my birthday.
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Free Larry David - I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
Free Larry David - I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
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Free Ansel Elgort - I had a birthday party with my family and friends at a house, and Chipotle catered. It was beautiful.
Free Ansel Elgort - I had a birthday party with my family and friends at a house, and Chipotle catered. It was beautiful.
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Free Sundar Pichai - If I'm about to forget my kid's birthday, I want the phone to scream at me until I do something about it.
Free Sundar Pichai - If I'm about to forget my kid's birthday, I want the phone to scream at me until I do something about it.
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Free Chris Brown - My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing.
Free Chris Brown - My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing.
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Free Jim Kelly - When I retired from the NFL, my son was born on my birthday two weeks later, which is Valentine's Day. Imagine having a son born on your birthday.
Free Jim Kelly - When I retired from the NFL, my son was born on my birthday two weeks later, which is Valentine's Day. Imagine having a son born on your birthday.
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Free Ben Platt - I had a 'Cats' phase, where I did lots of overturned furniture and trash cans. I asked for a fog machine for my birthday.
Free Ben Platt - I had a 'Cats' phase, where I did lots of overturned furniture and trash cans. I asked for a fog machine for my birthday.
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Free Prabhas - I like spending time with my family and friends on my birthday.
Free Prabhas - I like spending time with my family and friends on my birthday.
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Free Harold Pinter - My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish.
Free Harold Pinter - My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish.
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Free Sayaji Shinde - Everybody should plant a tree on any happy occasion or birthday and celebrate.
Free Sayaji Shinde - Everybody should plant a tree on any happy occasion or birthday and celebrate.
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Free Kell Brook - I'm scared of heights, but for my 30th birthday I'm going to try and get someone to kick me out of a plane and do a parachute jump.
Free Kell Brook - I'm scared of heights, but for my 30th birthday I'm going to try and get someone to kick me out of a plane and do a parachute jump.
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Free Thomas S. Monson - As I approached my 18th birthday and prepared to enter military service in World War II, I was recommended to receive the Melchizedek Priesthood.
Free Thomas S. Monson - As I approached my 18th birthday and prepared to enter military service in World War II, I was recommended to receive the Melchizedek Priesthood.
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Free Kevin Smith - I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope.
Free Kevin Smith - I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope.
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Free Alessandro Michele - My father was a shaman. He told me that time doesn't exist. He didn't use a clock. He didn't know when my birthday was.
Free Alessandro Michele - My father was a shaman. He told me that time doesn't exist. He didn't use a clock. He didn't know when my birthday was.
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Free Rakesh Sharma - There is one person who sends me three cards every year. One on New Year's, one for my birthday and the third that marks the anniversary of my flight into space.
Free Rakesh Sharma - There is one person who sends me three cards every year. One on New Year's, one for my birthday and the third that marks the anniversary of my flight into space.
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Free Rachael Ray - I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days.
Free Rachael Ray - I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days.
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Free Roy Orbison - When I was six years old, Mom and Dad gave me a guitar for my birthday, and Daddy taught me the chords to 'You Are My Sunshine.
Free Roy Orbison - When I was six years old, Mom and Dad gave me a guitar for my birthday, and Daddy taught me the chords to 'You Are My Sunshine.